Hello darling,

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

spookygoon:

forestcpu:

 

A Potoo using the appearance of its face as a threat.


WELL IT FUCKING WORKED

spookygoon:

forestcpu:

 

A Potoo using the appearance of its face as a threat.

WELL IT FUCKING WORKED

I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure.
(via iridicat)
my-ugly-secrets:

i have an obsession with this movie

my-ugly-secrets:

i have an obsession with this movie

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

image

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

theafroina:

flinch-nerds:

This tweet is so important to me

why i do what I do

theafroina:

flinch-nerds:

This tweet is so important to me

why i do what I do

curse-of-curvess:

Maybe if I drink enough
I’ll forget her name
or maybe
I’ll forget how to breathe
Whichever comes first
I’m at the door knocking