I like to pretend I’m cute.
snapchats from me are golden
While you cook I’ll hold you from behind kiss you on your neck and tell you how lucky I am to have you
i got a new shirt that expresses my feeling towards dumb people i have to deal with every day
I need that shirt
IM SCREAMING. Somebody just came up to me in the mall and gave this to me
me owning the kangaroos at the zoo
Left this for my parents.
how the fuck did i get here
PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME
im really into this please do this
I will kiss your nose if you do this.
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me